When you put a quality spearfishing wetsuit on, your testosterone spikes and you release pheromones that can’t be resisted by any woman within 10 miles. It’s science, you ol’ slime log, look it up. That is the very reason us here at Field Ethos decided to design our own wetsuit with the folks at Waihana. No, it’s not because we’re hardcore spearfishermen, surfers, and divers, it’s because—even though the doctors already say our T levels are dangerously high, we like to push the limits. Our new wetsuit is clinically proven to boost testosterone levels by nearly 600%. The damn things even make Terry Houin’s awkward hobbit-like features attractive, so drop your cocks, grab your socks, and open those wallets, the much anticipated release of the new Spearfishing wetsuit from Waihana in collaboration with Field Ethos is finally here.

Hailing from Hawaii’, the team over at Waihana has taken the wetsuit industry by storm, offering not only an extended line of high quality spearfishing suits, but also various wetsuits designed for surfing and other water sports. Made from high quality neoprene and offered in a multitude of sizes to fit all body types, Waihana’s suits will keep you warm and comfortable in all conditions, while also having the durability needed even when climbing and crawling over rocks and cliffs at your remote dive spots. We came up with a dark camo pattern that we feel works best for not only hunting on the reef, but out in the bottomless blue as well. A blaze orange strip on the hood will help your buddies spot you coming up from a deep dive, as well as visibility from the boat when breathing up on the surface. We decided to eliminate the knife pocket on the bottoms for less drag, but kept the whistle pocket on the shoulder. The first drop of suits will be offered in a 3.5 millimeter thickness, and a 1.5 will be coming out later in the year.

Also keep your eye out for our surf tops, which will also have the signature Field Ethos camo pattern. We ran an initial test run of these suits earlier this year, and myself and our team at Field Ethos took them down to Panama and put them through the paces. The fit was perfect, the neoprene soft, comfortable and warm, and the camo pattern helped bring those cagey Cubera Snappers in range. Even if you suck at spearfishing, you might as well look good while doing it and bump up those T levels. So don’t be a foo, go get yourself one of these things before they sell out. This is a very limited drop!

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Materials

3.5mm eco-friendly Performance Neoprene
Dye camouflage on Ultra-Stretch Poly Lycra Laminate
Silver Titanium Dioxide Internal Coating

Field Ethos Wetsuit Jacket Details

Hooded jacket
7mm chest loading pad on exterior of suit
Preformed arms for ultimate fit/comfort
Emergency Whistle with integrated pocket
Protective screens on chestpad, elbows, waist and seat area
Double magnetic Fidlock closure clips on beavertail
Smoothskin seals around face and wrists

Field Ethos Wetsuit trouser details

4" or 10cm Superskin seal around the waist
Smoothskin seals around ankles
Protective screen on knees

Collection: WAIHANA