The Everything Mug

Everything about this mug is excessive -the quality, the weight, the size and the price...but there are things you should know:

- A fuckton of copper went in to making this thing

-Perfect for hot coffee

-Perfect for cold cocktails

-It can be used in a defensive or offensive encounter -a human's skull will break...this mug will not

-Your grandchildren will be drinking from it

-Hand-wash only, like all the finest things in life