Dome Cap of Glory
"Five tremendous stars for the hat. With Field Ethos, safety might come third, but quality will come first. In addition to making your dome the most respectably tenacious in all groups, camps, and possible levels of human socialization, it makes hunts legendary. Legend has it, the baddest Cape Buffalo are known to tremble uncontrollably, man-eating Leopards are known to faint at the earliest glimpse of the logo, and Lions are behooved to turn tail and take shelter behind the Omega Watch Guy. In addition to taking you straight to the top of the food chain, this hat is guaranteed to increase testosterone levels by 125% within 4. 5 to 5. 1 seconds of use (results never vary). Don’t take wearing this hat lightly. Heavy is the head which wears the crown, and heavier is the one who wears this hat on journeys afield. Grown men wearing this hat shooting anything less than a 30-06 (especially a 6. 5 Creedmoor) are to be arrested on-site. No questions asked whatsoever. God bless you all. Long live Field Ethos"