FE X Spartan Javelin Pro Hunt Tac Short Bus Edition

Orange is basically the international color for retards, and we're pretty retarded. We forget to pack things, we lose things in the field, and we need our clothing to stand out so one of our half-drunk friends doesn't shoot us in the field.

The orange Spartan Precision bipod won't protect you from getting shot in the stomach when Dave fires at movement on a hunt. But it will stand out in your gear room when you're packing for your next trip, and you'll be able to see it when you're retracing your steps after leaving it when you set up for a shot that never materialized.

It also makes your rifle super stable when it's time to kill an animal at 1,276 yards, but that's a Spartan story for another day, and we did eat that ostrich.

• Includes classic Spartan adapter