The Everything Mug

Everything about this mug is excessive -the quality, the weight, the size and the price...but there are things you should know:

- A fuckton of copper went in to making this thing

- Perfect for cold cocktails

- It can be used in a defensive or offensive encounter - a human's skull will break... this mug will not

- Your grandchildren will be drinking from it

- Hand-wash only, like all the finest things in life

- Mugs holds 25 oz. of your favorite beverage and weighs almost 2 lbs. 

- Height: 5 inches. Diameter: 3.5 inches.